Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Papa Ratzi

So the Catholic world has an ultra-conservative and OLD pope.  If he were bald, he's look a lot like Jackie Coogan... you know, Uncle Fester from "The Addams Family." 

Sorry, I am digging to find anything funny about a world leader who has enough power to resume the Inquisition.  Progress is about to be set back a long, long way.

John Paul was a good old boy who understood that our Lord was tolerant of sinners and allowed them into his fold.

Benedict XVI has values that may even rightly be considered fascist.  (OK, now watch people respond to this journal and complain to AOL.)

And John Paul was a cute little pope, riding around in his little Pope-mobile.  He cared about the world, wasn't interested in dominating it. 

You can almost hear our president chuckling like Roscoe P. Coltrane (from "The Dukes of Hazzard"): Coo, coo, coo!  Laura, we got us a good ol' boy now!"  (Add your own statement here.)  "Bring me an altar boy!"

Oi vey.  Fun dayn moyl un Got's oyern.  Hab rakhmones!

 

 

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