Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Open Season

Welcome to Florida!  Feeling intimidated?  Go ahead... shoot!

Y'all come on down now!  We're back to the days of the wild west, except in the east.

The Governor of Florida has made it legal for you to shoot someone if you feel threatened.

(You did know he is the President's brother, didn't you?)

Before now it was only legal to kill someone inside your home.  Now you can shoot your neighbor in his backyard.

"Well, golly, he aimed his garden hose over here.  It was clearly a threat!"

Folks are calling this the "Stand Your Ground" Law.  It means you don't have to try to escape... you can just kill without thinking twice.

The murder rate is about to rise.

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

oh, I saw this on the news.......... I will stay even farther away from my X. judi