In order to make up for the upset I have caused by my recent article about the prez... although if you read it you will see that I am not claiming to like or to agree with him... I offer this recent goody, sent by one of the best friends a girl ever had:
Bush is my shepherd, I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in the national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's
sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou annointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of
thy term.
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
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